Wednesday, 20 July 2005

Illegal in 33 States

Now I cannot for the life of me remember how many States that the United States have but it's upwards of fifty isn't it? Well if we say it's fifty what is legal in 17 but against the law in 33? Is it driving in excess of fifty-five miles per hour? Dunno. Is it enjoying a beer before the age of 21? Erm.

It's actually legal in 17 States of America to have sex with animals. That's okay then - I'm just glad it isn't mandatory!

12 careful considerations:

Bridget said...

only consentual sex. but how do you know if they consent, they dont bite?

ScaryCheri said...

here's one of many weird U.S. law lists....oh and your right on the 50 states thing.

This is a good list, but I HATE white type on black, makes my eyes hurt.

Most of these laws are still in effect and are just leftover from when days gone by.

I'm from Sarasota Florida, and can't tell you how many times I've sang in my bathing suit...luckily I've escaped the hands of justice on that one.

ScaryCheri said...

I just read the article.....

how the?!?...what the?!?

Nogbad said...

I think it's less the consent stuff Bridget but it's all about going for a drink before hand, getting to know each other, eyes meeting across the table when you know that tonight's the night that you are going to enjoy each other carnally. Leaning over and nibbling the back of the neck, behind the ear, leaving the bar together.............

And if your paramour was a poodle you wouldn't be able to enjoy a night at the opera in Chicago! Or have a post-sex cigarette with a monkey in South Bend, Illinois.

Cheri - How do you cope with moving between states? Mind you - it would be illegal for me to go out in Chicago! And I'd need a licence before going out in Massachusetts. I love the laws in Nu Joisey though :-)

kat said...

I don't know what happen there scarycheri but I picked up a trojan whilst trying to follow the link you posted. Got rid of the blighter.

Nogbad said...

Weird Kat! I hit the link and it just popped an HTML page, no nasties.

Nogbad said...

Cheri - my mind is with yours. What the...? How the ...? WHY??????

ScaryCheri said...

Oooooh....I just got it.
A Trojan virus! My first thought was another kind of "Trojan.

hmm, my computer didn't have any bells or whistles go off, and it didn't start crying...I'll double check though...sorry if you got a bad trojan :(

Lobster Blogster said...

Speaking as animal, sexually, I am not sure I approve of this conversation. But I feel I have to ask do human ladies need to have their sexual experience enhanced?

ScaryCheri said...

cripes! Now I have a image in my mind that hurts. Maybe I can change the visual into lobster wearing a raincoat before I'm scared for life....lobster in a rain coat, lobster in a rain coat, lobster in a trojan...BAH! It's not working!

Lobster Blogster said...

Sorry,I'm a little hoarse today.

Angie said...

Bit late on this, but with the way my sex life is going (lack of to be precise) perhaps I should look into this??

Please don't repeat to anyone that I said that!! LOL