Sunday, 4 June 2006

There is concern over the current driving standards in England, so the Department of Transport have devised a scheme to identify poor and dangerous drivers.

This system will allow all road users to recognise the potentially hazardous and dangerous ones, or those with limited driving skills.

From the middle of May 2006 all those drivers who are found to be a potential hazard to other road users will be issued with a white flag, bearing a red cross.

This flag clearly indicates their inability to drive properly.

These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display two flags, one on each side of the car to indicate an even greater lack of skill and limited driving intelligence.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Department of Transport.

3 careful considerations:

Echo Mouse said...

Ok, that flag sounds exactly like my family coat of arms. LOL

However, we're all excellent drivers!

Too funny if this were true. It's not....is it? No it can't be.

Nogbad said...

I'll grab a photo so that this makes sense to our non-UK readers.

wilfredrabbit said...

Further to our 'phone conversation earlier today, may I suggest that possibly the gene pool needs urgent examination???