Wednesday 15 February 2006

Confused

Okay now I'm confused. We've got all these "big" laws being passed through Parliment right now so I'm getting muddled up. Can I smoke while my irises are being checked for my biometric ID card? Do I need my ID card to glorify terrorism? Can I discuss international issues in a pub if I have my ID card and don't light a cigarette? If I do smoke in a pub will I lose my ID card? Can I get half-price drinks with a student ID card? If I binge drink, light a ciggy as I leave the pub and then go home and have a bacon sandwich have I breached any of our latest statutes?

Posted by Nogbad at 16:50:00

7 careful considerations:

Rob said...

Well certainly in the last example you'll be committing an offence against the obesity laws...

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 10:28:00 pm
Nogbad said...

Damn! Have they snuck an obesity law in too!?!?!?

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 10:39:00 pm
Rob said...

You better believe it fat boy...

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 11:16:00 pm
Nogbad said...

Cheers - I'll bear that in mind :-)

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 11:41:00 pm
methel said...

ooh - can I look forward to someone nice in blue coming round to arrest me as I leap on my scales then???? pass the cream please ;-)

Saturday, February 18, 2006 5:53:00 pm
west coaster said...

hey nog,
what was the thing about a bacon sandwich about? was that somewhat spontaneous or was it deliberate?

Saturday, February 18, 2006 11:12:00 pm
Nogbad said...

Methel - Not sure that they will be nice and if you cover yourself in cream it may make a mess of their uniform.

Westcoaster - I'm really confused now! How might someone determine whether a sandwich is spontaneous or deliberate? Bacon sandwiches are an important part of my diet.

Saturday, February 18, 2006 11:20:00 pm

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